- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Bin Laden is dead.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock (No one is home)

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Penis.

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