Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Video Games

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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cory is gay

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Period Blood

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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