Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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