What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

the chicken whent boomand then died

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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