My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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