- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Jokes are funny.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

World Peace

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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