What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

womens rights!

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Jokes are funny.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

knock knock your gay

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Banana(s)

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Romney 2012

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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