A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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9/11

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You.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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YOU IS DUM

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Wolf Pussy

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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223

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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