viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Hellen Keller

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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