Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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The WNBA.

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Once upon a time.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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I'm gay.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Hitler is my role model

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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