What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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