What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Johnson stops eating

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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