- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Knock knock No one was home

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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