Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Lebron Traveled

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The horse said "nay."

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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the guy below me is gay

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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the your face joke

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Sarah Palin is President

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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