How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Jokes are funny.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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i have 2 penises

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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World Peace

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Anne Frank.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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