- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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