A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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ballsack

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42

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Poop

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Women's rights.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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penis

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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