Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Women's rights.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Microsoft Windows

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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