- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

i have 2 penises

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

why did Max cry??? chicken

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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