what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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