- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

World peace

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Steve Jobs.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

women leaving the kitchen

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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