- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Knock knock. Come in.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Women's rights.

Rock mattress.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Knock knock No one was home

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What flys? A fly

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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