- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A British man walks into a dental office.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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