What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

No

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Rock mattress.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

tim rafter died no one cared

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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