A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Women's sports.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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knock knock go away ok

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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cms.......?????

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Jokes are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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