A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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