Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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