what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Canada

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Nah

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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