There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock *No one was home*

thumb_up thumb_down -7

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats White and sticky? Semen

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops