- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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obama is a good president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Hello

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brett is a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What is worse than hell?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Woman's Rights.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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whos gay? you are

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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