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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Bin Laden is dead.

Rebecca Black.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Women's sports.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

knock knock go away ok

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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