- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Sex. That is all.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

i dislike sack in my mouth

the your face joke

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