Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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