- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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