- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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