- Anti Joke

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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weiner? balls

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

I am really good at math debating