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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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