- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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