Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Star Wars

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Knock knock. Come in.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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