Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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