Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Star Wars

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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