A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Pavel Novak

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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