S.O.P.A

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Rock mattress.

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Women's rights.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What flys? A fly

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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