What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Wolf Pussy

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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