What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Rock mattress.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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The horse said "nay."

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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ha.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Hello

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Anti Joke

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