- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Your Mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

My mom.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Woman's Rights.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.