- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Jokes are funny.

Banana(s)

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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