- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

A blind man walks into a bar

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