- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Penis!

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Vagina-Boob

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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