- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Your doorbell is broken.

Religion

This is my joke. funny

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

W.N.B.A.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

you

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

"Hello." "Hi."

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