- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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