- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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