- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

women leaving the kitchen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Yeah, totally.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

AVI IS A FAG

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Hitler was Jewish.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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