What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What is worse than hell?

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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