Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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