Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Where's my tractor?

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Your mom

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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