LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Religion

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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This is my joke. funny

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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W.N.B.A.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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you

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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