- Anti Joke

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

who eats pencils asians

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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