Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Your mother is a man.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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