why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Pavel Novak

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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