whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Vagina-Boob

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Hitler was Jewish.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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