What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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GONNA

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Women's sports.

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Nah

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Anti Joke

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