Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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YOU IS DUM

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Rob Bell

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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