What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Your mom

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Penis!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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