I only like NY as a friend.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Looks through the peephole.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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This is not a good joke.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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