Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Hey, Max!!

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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