- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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