WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Yeah, totally.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Women's rights.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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A Banana wrote this...

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Don't think of granny porn

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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