A guy is playing cod

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Knock knock *No one was home*

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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