- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

A guy is playing cod

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Knock knock No one was home

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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