- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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