What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Women's rights.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Womens rights

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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25

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what time is it rape time

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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