Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Vagina-Boob

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Compton

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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