How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

World Peace

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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