Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Anne Frank.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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