- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

A guy is playing cod

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Knock knock No one was home

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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