why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Poopsack Jones

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Dozer has a soul

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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planking.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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