you wanna hear a joke? no

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Your Mom

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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planking.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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