A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Teen pregnancy

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Can I touch it?

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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a black guy leaves prison

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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