A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Woman's Rights.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

maddie latino

Poop

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Haha

Ancient Greeks rights

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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