What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Yeah, totally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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