- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

I cant think of one (._. )

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

A man. That is all.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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