- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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