Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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