How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Vagina-Boob

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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sixty....eight.

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ballsack

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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maddie latino

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

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