- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

women's rights

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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