- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

whats pale and white your ass.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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