Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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