C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Womens rights.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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wow garlic, yum

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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